She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
What a dumb baby whore.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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