loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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