did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I love you.
Bad choice
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