sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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