shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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