we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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