Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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