And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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