What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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