In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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