I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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