so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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