He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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