THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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