but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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