Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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