get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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