he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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