I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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