It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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