This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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