Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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