The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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