Im at strip club and am horny
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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