just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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