I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
