i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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