I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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