You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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