how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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