Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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