i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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