you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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