So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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