They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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