The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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