The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I would ride that face into the sunset
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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