some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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