Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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