he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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