Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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