So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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