you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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