if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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