day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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