So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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