I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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