Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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