My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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