The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
